Sarcastic one liners about life
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
I am currently experiencing life at the speed of 15 wtf’s per hour.
Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.
Change the way you speak about yourself and you can change your life.
They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Life is too short to hide your feelings. Don't be afraid to say what you feel.
Your thoughts and your feelings create your life. It will always be that way. Guaranteed..
Wish all your enemies a long life, so they can see you succeed in life.
One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.
Life is unpredictable, so don't expect much from it.
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?
Dear Haters, I'm flattered that I'm always a trending topic in your life.
Everything always ends well. If not it's probably not the end.
We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public.
Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.
We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.
Appreciate how some people don't come out of Atm till they find the meaning of life right there.
You can't change your life. What you can change is Your Approach.
To live today well and to avoid tomorrow's trouble, past should not be forgotten.
Enjoy your life there’s is plenty of time to be dead.
Find someone who will change your life, not your Facebook status.
Never knew being single and alone would take a huge toll on my life.
There is no room for fake people in my life.
Life is way too short for fake cheese, butter, and people.
When the wrong people leave your life, the right things start.
Life's too short to invest time in those who can't find time for you.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
The world is a stage. life is an act. Just a balancing act.
You get one life to live, it's up to you Either you Make It or you Break It.
Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive.
We were born to be real not perfect in our life.
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Funny sarcastic one liners about Life
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Everything good in life is either illegal or fattening.
We don’t need CCTV camera in our country. Neighbors and relatives are enough.
Life is like a rear view mirror that makes people appear closer than they actually are.
Life is a soup and I’m a freaking fork.
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..
It is life. It makes us laugh an hour, and it laughs at us another.