Sarcastic facebook statuses that will get likes

Sarcastic facebook statuses that will get likes

You remind me of a software update Whenever I see you I usually think "not now"
You remind me of a software update Whenever I see you I usually think "not now"

When you know a status is about you..
When you know a status is about you..

Complaining is silly.Either act or forget
Complaining is silly.Either act or forget

All I have in this world, is my balls and my word! I don't break them for no one
All I have in this world, is my balls and my word! I don't break them for no one


Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment


I don't treat people badly. I treat them accordingly
I don't treat people badly. I treat them accordingly

I love it when people insult me. It means I don't have to play nice
I love it when people insult me. It means I don't have to play nice

i say what needs to be said not what you want to hear
I say what needs to be said not what you want to hear

i thoroughly enjoy minding my own business
i thoroughly enjoy minding my own business.

If Stupid could fly you'd be a jet
If Stupid could fly you'd be a jet

if you cant check on me how im doing dont check mey social media to see what im doing
if you cant check on me to see how im doing dont check mey social media to see what im doing

ive got heels higher than your statndards
i've got heels higher than your statndards

Me looking back on my life
Me looking back on my life

my face when people tell me i cant do it
my face when people tell me i cant do it

Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing
Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing

There's someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.
There's someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.

They say milk is good for your teeth.You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.
They say milk is good for your teeth.You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.

Watch who you trust because even your teeth bite your tongue every now and then
Watch who you trust because even your teeth bite your tongue every now and then

you dont like me thats a shame ill need a few minutes to recover from tragedy
you dont like me thats a shame ill need a few minutes to recover from tragedy

When people come at you rude as hell not realizing you can reach level 100 of crazy
When people come at you rude as hell not realizing you can reach level 100 of crazy.

when someone tries to hurt your feelings but you dont have any
when someone tries to hurt your feelings but you dont have any



 I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.

Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.

 There is a big difference between "friend" and "facebook friend"

 When I see an argument on Facebook I sit there refreshing the page saying "Oh this is going to be good"

 Seeing a status update and wondering if it`s about you, but not having the courage to ask.




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