Sarcastic facebook statuses that will get likes
|You remind me of a software update Whenever I see you I usually think "not now"|
|When you know a status is about you..|
|Complaining is silly.Either act or forget|
|All I have in this world, is my balls and my word! I don't break them for no one|
|Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment|
|I don't treat people badly. I treat them accordingly|
|I love it when people insult me. It means I don't have to play nice|
|I say what needs to be said not what you want to hear|
|i thoroughly enjoy minding my own business.|
|If Stupid could fly you'd be a jet|
|if you cant check on me to see how im doing dont check mey social media to see what im doing|
|i've got heels higher than your statndards|
|Me looking back on my life|
|my face when people tell me i cant do it|
|Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing|
|There's someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.|
|They say milk is good for your teeth.You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.|
|Watch who you trust because even your teeth bite your tongue every now and then|
|you dont like me thats a shame ill need a few minutes to recover from tragedy|
|When people come at you rude as hell not realizing you can reach level 100 of crazy.|
|when someone tries to hurt your feelings but you dont have any|
I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.
Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
There is a big difference between "friend" and "facebook friend"
When I see an argument on Facebook I sit there refreshing the page saying "Oh this is going to be good"
Seeing a status update and wondering if it`s about you, but not having the courage to ask.